Stop! Grammar Time.

One advertising agency’s heroic attempt to rid the Internet of an overwhelming number of errors that are as likely signifying the end of days as anything else—say, that bacon-flavored milkshake or intelligence shattering reality TV.

Please repost and link to the definitions above every time that you see an OFFENDER so that, together, we can save the Internet to be enjoyed by our children and grandchildren, who will learn and know that two errors are too many to allow.

Postscript: We do not think we’re smarter than everyone or that anything in the above introduction is true at all (except the part about the bacon milkshakes) however, we do usually attempt to develop meaningful, error-free posts in the many places that the Internet allows posting–even if it means taking the time to edit–and we think that you should too!